I saw the two stories in my recommended and had to make this.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 03/13/2017 at 12:41 • Filed to: None

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For Sweden > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 12:45

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Hey I watched Oliver Stone’s Snowden movie I know that anti-Russians are watching me though my microwave.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > For Sweden 03/13/2017 at 12:50

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The Ruskis were also responsible for the Volvo diesel emmisions scandal.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 12:50

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“What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other … You can surveil someone through their phones, certainly through their television sets — any number of ways.”

Conway went on to say that the monitoring could be done with “microwaves that turn into cameras,” adding: “We know this is a fact of modern life.”

For Sweden > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 12:54

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“I caught George Bush watching me through the microwave.” -Brian Williams

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 12:54

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Mrs. Conway is a very intelligent, much accomplished woman. I do not understand how she can deliver blatant falsehoods with a straight face. I’ve read that she is somewhat blinded by a desire to be approved of by President Trump. Really, I think that therein lies the Trump phenomenon: Trump is the bully who everyone wants to like them. And in that vein, Trump views Vladimir Putin as the larger bully show admiration Donald Trump seeks.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 12:54

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Wait ... your microwave doesn’t do this?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 12:55

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Ttyymmnn: quit spreading fake news. Mrs. Conway didn’t really say that, did she?

CalzoneGolem > For Sweden 03/13/2017 at 12:56

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We don’t know what you’re talking about comrade.

CalzoneGolem > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/13/2017 at 12:57

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I think you nailed it.

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/13/2017 at 12:57

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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/13/us/politics/kellyanne-conway-obama-microwave-surveillance.html

fintail > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 12:57

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ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 12:59

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Why do you think I’ve covered the entire microwave with duct tape?

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 13:03

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I thought it was a stylistic choice.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 13:03

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Even if I clammed the final sentence. Thank you.

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 13:07

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You don’t have the Apple Smart Microwave? Dude.

random001 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/13/2017 at 13:07

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You mean Skeletor, master of evil?

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 13:19

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You only need to put tape over the actual webcam eye. And blue masking tape doesn’t leave behind the gummy adhesive like duct tape does.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 13:22

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Hang on. Pretty sure the printer is watching me. If I don’t make it, tell my family I love them.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 03/13/2017 at 13:22

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(I’m actually laughing right now.) Mrs. Conway reminds me of Miss Teen South Carolina:

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/13/2017 at 13:24

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It was already too late for you.

DipodomysDeserti > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/13/2017 at 13:32

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She’s a very intelligent and educated individual. She’s not being blinded by anything. What she is doing is very intentional. The idea that a man has to be tricking or manipulating her is ridiculous.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > DipodomysDeserti 03/13/2017 at 13:34

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What they are doing is looking like an attempt to destroy our government. Maybe Donald Trump is a Russian secret agent.

Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 13:56

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CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit 03/13/2017 at 13:57

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Perfect!

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > For Sweden 03/13/2017 at 14:07

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You should probably stop eating so many hot pockets

DipodomysDeserti > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 03/13/2017 at 15:29

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I think they’re just trying to make themselves and their friends lots of money.

IAN_Z > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 17:38

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I DON’T GET IT

I know her ridiculous microwave spy comments but I don’t get the point of the gif.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > DipodomysDeserti 03/13/2017 at 18:14

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Isn’t that the plan, whoever it is?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CalzoneGolem 03/13/2017 at 23:37

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the spin has now turned on itself. It truly is amazing to watch someone with a straight face answer respond to a question and go in a completely different topic. They need to put her mic on a 10 second delay and every time she changes the topic turn to yakety sax.

CalzoneGolem > IAN_Z 03/14/2017 at 08:00

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There were just two stories run with those two pictures.